Beth Schmillen  
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, 
and noticed he had his collar on backwards.


The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.


The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.'


The little boy replied My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'


The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am the Father of many.'


The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way'



The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds'
and went back to reading his book. 



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
'Maybe you should use a condom
and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.'



sent to me by Gabrielle Brothers from over at Adlandpro!
Mar 31st 2009 01:01