Ben Ferm   Manager
I was surfing around, killing some time, when I stumbled over this one. Simply had to share it with you:


Marketing
Explained
You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how
about it?"
That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You give your
friend a buck. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over there is great in
bed, how about it?"
That's Advertising.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You somehow get
her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and then say "Hi, I am
great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You recognize her.
You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then
suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You stand
straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile
like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you
move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Hard Selling.
You go
to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES OVER and says,
"Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"
Now THAT is the power of Branding.
Mar 20th 2009 03:34