Beth Schmillen  
Social Security

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he
seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and
come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he
opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair
on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social
Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have
dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
Mar 2nd 2009 08:17