The Case Of The Pregnant Lady

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF  THE PREGNANT LADY
 
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a  bus.  
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at  her.  
She immediately moved to another seat.  
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she  moved again.  
The man seemed more amused.  
When on the fourth move, she had the man  arrested.
 
When the case came up in court, the judge asked the man (about 20 
years old) what he had to say for himself.
 
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like  this:  
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins 
are coming' and I grinned.
  
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,  
Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
 
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,  
William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain
myself.
 
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that  said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this accident'... 
I just lost it.'
 
 
THE CASE WAS DISMISSED!!!!