Johns Jokes + 4 of my Jokes

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by Magic Mark
Magic Mark Advanced
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve or her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.    He took one, lighted it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah,"said the man, "that is so good. I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

 
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years"     

 

Hearing that,the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there,removed a flask, and handed it to him. He opened the  flask and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman.  "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

 

At this point the gorgeous blonde slowly started to unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.  She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

 


With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,” Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!"

 

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Nov 19th 2007 16:31

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