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Wilfredo Maceres Home Biz Entrepreneur
Joke today..
"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 12th 2013 15:43Lisa F. LMAO!!! dang Wilfredo...go prep the burn ward. ^_^
Jan 12th 16:35Juyee N. Administration Professional – Education/ Print Med
Bon Voyage!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Lad...Harry S. LOL. That is funny, I will have to add it to my collection.
Jan 12th 10:02Juyee N. yeah! I know ...its contagious! Keep it Harry, all yours:-)
Jan 12th 10:13View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 12th 2013 08:38Lisa F. LOL!!! That's a good one Juyee! ^_^
Jan 12th 16:27Harry S. Entrepreneur
Fathers Advice to His Married Son
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 17:41Lisa F. Ditto LOL....^_~ Love it.
Jan 12th 16:37Harry S. Entrepreneur
What Men are Really Thinking
Statement: "Im a Romantic." True Meaning: "Im poor." Statement: "Youre the only girl Ive ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 17:17Lisa F. LOL!!! Thanks for the translation. ^_~ Quite useful. LMAO!!!
Jan 12th 16:38Harry S. Entrepreneur
Johnny Catches Daddy Tells Mommy with a Twist
Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 17:11Lisa F. Puahahahahahahahaha!!! LOL!!!
Jan 12th 16:40Harry S. Entrepreneur
Psychiatrists vs BartendersView - Promote - Comment - Jan 11th 2013 17:03
Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . Ive got problems. Ever...Harry S. Entrepreneur
A Bad EconomyView - Promote - Comment - Jan 11th 2013 16:36
Women are having sex with their husbands/boyfriends because they cant afford batteries. Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job. I got a pre-d...Harry S. Entrepreneur
30 of the Worst Pick Up LinesView - Promote - Comment - Jan 11th 2013 16:23
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone,...Harry S. Entrepreneur
Construction Worker - Wrong Signal
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can'...Lisa F. LOL!!! Oh gawd!!! Ok...I really needed this today. So thank you. Keep them coming. ^_~
Jan 11th 14:31Harry S. Good! Hope this one doesn't get me banned but if it makes you feel better then it was worth it.
Jan 11th 15:27View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 13:45Lisa F. Thank you Harry! You're the best ^_^
Jan 11th 15:34Harry S. Entrepreneur
No Sex Before Marriage Confessions
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason...Lisa F. >_< !!! Speechless...
Jan 11th 14:29Harry S. Yeah she was too before and after!
Jan 11th 15:03View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 13:40Lisa F. LMAO!!! Harry! LOL >_
Jan 11th 15:05Harry S. Entrepreneur
First Date Tricks
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 13:29Lisa F. LOL!!! That's funny. I love these jokes they're hilarious! My Harry...I didn't know you had such funnies. ^_^
Jan 11th 14:27Harry S. Entrepreneur
Four Men Bragging
Four Men and Their Sons Four men got together at a reunion. Three of them had sons and they started bragging about them, while the fourth guy went to ...Lisa F. >_< !!! Funny...I got so many gay friends...it's so true. ^_~
Jan 11th 14:25View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 13:15Harry S. I have gay friends to and it often is the case.
Jan 11th 15:56Harry S. Entrepreneur
The Sick Doctor
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office one day and the doctor is bowled over by her stunningly good looks and all his professionalism goes rig...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 11th 2013 13:09Lisa F. EEEEEWWWWWW! >_< !!!
Jan 11th 14:23Lisa F. Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
10 Inch Bic
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 i...Lisa F. wow William! you really loved her! >_
Jan 10th 19:53Harry S. William, I don't don't blame you...for making a long story short that is...
Jan 11th 12:571 Likes - View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 12:41Lisa F. Harry...LOL!!! >_< I am so glad we have so many comedians here.
Jan 11th 14:21Lisa F. Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
The Magic TrickView - Promote - Comment - Jan 10th 2013 12:32
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one probl...Simao Pedro Investor
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a d...Lisa F. Ah! something about tormenting spiders is ok. LMAO!!! Thanks, Laura. ^_~
Jan 10th 12:40Simao Pedro Lisa and Laura, in my joke the animal is a spider. I just forgot to say that dog is the spider's name. And yes, the spider has only 4 legs
Jan 10th 15:17View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 09:02Lisa F. Well Simao, you just took the IQ up another level...Quite interesting-Dog! ^_~
Jan 10th 15:20Juyee N. Administration Professional – Education/ Print Med
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them).
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. If I agr...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 06:56Lisa F. LOL....I like that one Jus. To steal from many is research. LMAO!!! ^_^
Jan 10th 11:51Wilfredo Maceres Home Biz Entrepreneur
Joke. Joke
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you I always take life with a grain of s...Lisa F. I love the skydiving one. That's hilarious!!! Thanks Wilfredo!!! ^_~ Keep them coming keep them rolling...
Jan 10th 01:27Wilfredo Maceres Thanks Lisa..like it too...
Jan 10th 01:31View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 01:24Juyee N. Really mind blowing!
Jan 10th 01:32Harry S. Entrepreneur
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.Lisa F. wah wah wah ....lol...not a fan of flasher jokes...had a maniac flasher once. Scarred for life.
Jan 10th 04:35View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 00:14Harry S. You need so many pleasant memories filling you up so that this one has no room anymore.
Jan 10th 08:10Harry S. Entrepreneur
Bad Pick Up Lines #3
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?Jason Descheneaux That's a good one to remember :)
Jan 10th 00:211 Likes - View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2013 00:09Lisa F. Slick...you men...sure know how to talk to ladies.
Jan 10th 00:44