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Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeWelcome to Church!
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for...Lisa F. HAHAHAHA!!! Lyle!!! You wild thing!l! ^_^
Jan 31st 23:39
faii acy I wasn't always old. There was a time Lisa.........
Jan 31st 23:40View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jan 31st 2013 22:48Lisa F. LMAO!!! you crack me up. Sounds like you really lived it up. ^_~ That's good Lyle. You go boy! ^_^
Jan 31st 23:41
Simao Pedro
InvestorWho is God?
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both." Johnny asks, "Dad, is god bla...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 31st 2013 19:45Lisa F. d>_
Jan 31st 21:54
Wilfredo Maceres
Home Biz EntrepreneurNot A Joke!
A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter….One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 30th 2013 10:00Lisa F. AWwwww...What a beautiful story. Thanks for sharing Wilfredo. ^_^
Jan 30th 10:04Wilfredo Maceres
Home Biz EntrepreneurKids are innocent..
Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." -------------------------------------...Lisa F. HAHAHAHAHA!!! love it Wilfredo!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
Jan 30th 02:18Wilfredo Maceres Thanks Lisa, more to come, I'm just busy w/ my work...
Jan 30th 03:12View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 29th 2013 06:51Lisa F. I can't wait! Absolutely love all the jokes from you. And all the others have pretty good ones, too! ^_^
Jan 30th 10:01Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeDid you ever wonder....View - Promote - Comment - Jan 29th 2013 01:19
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors wor...Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeSurrogate Father...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arri...Lisa F. >_< !!! I forgot about the short story. ^_~
Jan 27th 19:49
William Clinkscales You mean the short story leaves out the tri-pod? :)
Jan 27th 19:56View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 27th 2013 19:35Lisa F. I don't know William, it's your story...not mine. ^_^
Jan 27th 20:41Simao Pedro
InvestorI asked God for a car...
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness1 Likes - View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 27th 2013 12:41Lisa F. hahahahaha!!! That's funny!!! LOL ^_~
Jan 27th 19:36
Philippe Moisan
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writerFive surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered....Lisa F. BAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!
Jan 26th 20:392 Likes - View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 20:38
Juyee N. wow! very thoughtful joke ...................like it;-)
Jan 26th 21:50Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeAmerican Senior Health Care
USA Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 y...Juyee N. Very humorous Lisa ...but true picture of politics...sweetiiee!
Jan 26th 21:56Lisa F. Yes it is...truly is. And to live in Freedom costs money money money, expenses expenses expenses. And to think people don't believe they are not con...
Jan 26th 22:081 Likes - View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 18:36Juyee N. same everywhere....sufferings and pain..well I think,I should not talk like this in a place like this(joke forum)! Good going....
Jan 26th 22:42Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeThis ones for the Canadians...
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud...Lisa F. HAHAHAHA...millions & billions...not my kind of talk either...I like to talk in trillions. LMAO!
Jan 26th 20:38Juyee N. uff too much.............. intelligent one,lol!
Jan 26th 22:01View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 18:26Lisa F. I liked it because it's talking about Canadians. LOL!!!
Jan 26th 22:10Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeFrom Zero to 200 in 6 seconds...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the dri...Juyee N. working hard girl!.....;-)
Jan 26th 22:04Lisa F. You know it! ^_^ Hee hee
Jan 26th 22:11View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 15:55Juyee N. yes, I know.....lol!
Jan 26th 22:43Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeSuicidal....
Over five thousands years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Pr...Juyee N. This is truth...and pathetic! Thanks Lisa!
Jan 26th 22:051 Likes - View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 15:44Lisa F. Truly pathetic. I support Meritocracy!!!! To Meritocracy!!!
Jan 26th 22:11Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeWho's got the bill?
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics r...Philippe Moisan lol I have a friend who's becoming a nun, I wonder what she would think
Jan 26th 16:07Lisa F. Kekekekee....try it LMAO!!!
Jan 26th 16:09View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 15:35Juyee N. lol!....................................
Jan 26th 21:58Philippe Moisan
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writerMule Trading
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville , MS and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 14:59Lisa F. That's awesome! Hey...that's the business mindset...make something out of nothing. Sell Sell Sell...^_~ Opportunity doesn't come knocking...it's the...
Jan 26th 15:05William Clinkscales
DB Developer/Tech, Affiliate IMComic Relief Steven Wright Stand Up ComedyComic Relief Steven Wright Stand Up Comedy. You either like him or you don't - his jokes / humour is classic/lame which makes it awesome : )
View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 13:48Lisa F. Thanks for sharing William!!! ^_^
Jan 26th 14:32Philippe Moisan
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writerA woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.She di...Lisa F. LMAO!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Sounds like me ^_^
Jan 26th 13:48View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 12:20Juyee N. Too funny...lol!.....................
Jan 26th 21:46Juyee N.
Administration Professional – Education/ Print MedLast desire!
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency...Lisa F. What a sexist joke...Thank God I have never ironed a shirt in my life. I like my clothes new and wrinkled. ^_^
Jan 26th 13:51Philippe Moisan ah Ha! I knew the pictures were deceiving. You ARE a man after all, "Lisa" lol
Jan 26th 15:031 Likes - View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 11:32Lisa F. BAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry not that dumb...maybe blonde ^_~
Jan 26th 15:05Juyee N.
Administration Professional – Education/ Print MedWish granted!
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a magic lamp. They began rubbing it and genie came out and said, "You e...Philippe Moisan not funny at all... lol
Jan 26th 11:442 Likes - View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 11:22Lisa F. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok perfect. I love it. ^_~
Jan 26th 13:53Juyee N.
Administration Professional – Education/ Print MedMan's Logic.....
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason w...Lisa F. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!....It belongs to the coin! ^_^
Jan 26th 13:55Philippe Moisan Lisa just had a blonde moment :)
Jan 26th 15:021 Likes - View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jan 26th 2013 10:39Lisa F. How did you figure me out? Dammit! ^_~
Jan 26th 15:36Lisa F.
Real Estate Agent, Internet MarketeBetter Health Plan...View - Promote - Comment - Jan 26th 2013 03:16
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturba...
