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Bra Types
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
Tatoo Gift
It's a couples Anniversary and the woman decides to do something nice for her husband so she goes to a tattoo parlour and says "can I have the initials of my husband tattooed onto my ass please? I would like 'b' on one cheek and 'b' on another cheek."
After the tattoo is finished she goes home pulls her trousers down and bends over infront of her husband and her husband says "Who's Bob?!."
Father: radio va ceylon la vai.
Son: vendampa namma veetileye irukkattum.
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?
C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally ------- (That's why we go college.)
A man was lying nude on the beach. A girl starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man asks what are you doing?
Girl says: I am playing tabla
Man turns over and says can you play FLUTE.
If a married woman is called "polo" The mint with a hole...
Then what's an unmarried woman is called? Centre Fresh
Teacher asked : Mogals ruled from where to where?
Sararji says: From history book page 12 to 26.
Mallu Singh saw his wife fucked by another person he came inside the shouted the person for not using condoms.
Once some one sent SMS to sardar " Sender is cool and reader is fool"
Sardar got angry and replied " Sender is fool and reader is cool"
Son : Dad dies heart have legs?
Dad: No son
Son : Then why did you say last night " sweet heart spread your legs"
Wife: I have to buy a new bra.
Husband why do you need a bra? Your boobs are too small.
Wife : Yesterday you bought a new underwear did I say anything?
A sardar enters shop and shouts, where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Man:- There is nothing free with this sir.
Sardar:- Oye! It's written Cholesterol Free.
Daughter: Mom, my bra tightens whenever that boy sees me.
Mom: From tomorrow onwards don't wear bra. Let his underwear tightens.
What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.
Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot... he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart... I didn't wear pantie.
Thotal AIDS varum...
Thodamal SARS varum...
Sutal PILES varum...
Sudamal FILEZ varum...
Kangal padamal ...
Kiegal Thodamal AIDS varuvadhilai...
Husband asks wife : After 1st night how you feel?
Wife : 5% happiness , 5% live and 90% old memories.
What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary?
Secretary :- says "good morning sir" and Personal Secretary says " It's morning sir"
A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and these are customer complaints.
You and your Girlfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters inside your girl skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer:- YOUR HAND.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC"
When asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com"
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.
Do you like math's, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
It's always erect, stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.
There is Hot-sex... Fast-sex, Group-sex... Safe-sex, Leather-sex... Telephone-sex... and for people with your face ... NO SEX !
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck.... When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' your life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' your problems, 'shift' you to opportunities & never 'delete' you from my memory!
Boy says to a girl.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....
1:
What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
Sweet Dreams !
2:
Feeling bored?
Wondering what to do?
Enter your hands in between the zip take out your...
Book... from your bag and study
3:
Definition of sex...
An INJECTION
with AFFECTION
to the meat SECTION
from a PROJECTION
without OBJECTION
hopefully no INFECTION
4:
Today's punch dialoug :
Pombalainna Night Podanum...
Ambalainna 90 podanum...
5:
Kanmani anbodu friend nan anupum sms.
Ponmani un cell kasu eruka?
En celil kasu illai.
Unnai ninaikayil sms kottudhu.
Adhai anuppa ninakayil bill egirudhu
6:
U have GOOD TALENT
U have GOOD VOICE
U have GOOD KNOWLEDGE
U have GOD BRAIN
U have GOOD LUCK
ACCHCHHO SORRY number MAARI POCHU
7:
Oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu erunthein...
NATHARI NAAYE ...
Sim Card recharge pana oru varushama?
8:
BE. Padi engineera povai
M.B.B.S padi doctara povai
B.L. padi vakeela povai
Intha mathri SMS padicha Veena povai
9:
Two sardars were planting a bomb in a car
Sardar 1: What would we do if the bomb explodes when we are planting it..?
Sardar 2: Dont worry.. I've got 1 more.
10:
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion comes very close to us then how we can escape?
Sardar: Give right indicator and turn left.
11:
Lady secretary: Boss, your wide wants to kiss u over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.
12:
What happens when driver and conductor sleeps in a bus?
If conductor sleeps no ticket. If driver sleeps group ticket.
13:
Teach; Can any one tell what do you mean by RESPONSIBILITY.
Student: Mam your blous have 4 buttons out of which 3 is gone now the 4th button as its RESPONSIBILITY to hold your jacket.
14:
Calender - na thethi
Calara - na beathi
Thiruvannamalai - na jhothi
Kovil - na VIBOOTHI
Court - na Neethi
Nanba.. Ennai vitta unakkeathuda NAATHI...
15:
Coolukku - 5000
Hotukku - MC
Barukku - Pondy
Abnbukku - Bar
Arivukku - Beer
Azagukku - Wine
Sandaikku - Full
Natpuku - Cutting
Vaanga - nee
Kudikka - Nan
16:
Important news just now Tamilnadu chief minister declared that next year is 2006
17:
A woman married a one leg man. She wrote to her mother my husband has only 1 "FOOT" her mother replied you are lucky ... your papa has only 4 inches.
18:
Girl friends and cell phones are same in one thing. That is " PAISA ILLAINNA PESA MUDIYATHU"
19:
Cricket la ball adicha century
Adhe ball unna adicha injury
Pongal la irukudhu par mundhiri
Innum enna thungura endhiri
Kokorako gumango...
20:
Naalu perukku nalludhu nadandha enna pannalum thappillai
Adhanalla thaan unnai kooda ketkama..un rendu "UNDERWEAR" aa sakkadai 'yila thooki pottutaen.
Actor : A person who tries to be everything except himself.
Adult : An adult is a person who has toffed growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice?
Bore: A person whose short coming is his long staying; And also one who insists on talking about himself when you Want to talk about yourself.
Civilization: A process of creating more needs than there are means to supply.
Committee: A group of persons who keeps minutes and Wastes hours.
Commuter: A traveling man who pays short visits to his home and office.
Conscience: The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it.
Criminal : One who gets caught.
Cynic: A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Diamond : A womans idea of a stepping stone to success.
Economy: The practice of denying ourselves a necessity to-day in the hope of buying a luxury tomorrow.
Experience : A record of a man’s mistakes, misdeed and misfortunes.
Genius : A man who can almost do anything except make a living.
Honest Politician: One who when he is bought will stay bought.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Joint Account: An account in a bank where one person deposits the money and the other withdraws.
Laundry : A place where clothes are mangled.
Law-suit: Generally, a matter of expense and suspense.
Money : The mint makes it first and it is for us to make it last.
Neighbour: One who knows more about your affairs than you do.
Obesity: Surplus gone to waist.
Orator: A fellow who is always ready to lay down you life for his country.
Patriot : a man who loves his country and tries to make as much out of it as possible.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Philanthropist: One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
Tatoo Gift
It's a couples Anniversary and the woman decides to do something nice for her husband so she goes to a tattoo parlour and says "can I have the initials of my husband tattooed onto my ass please? I would like 'b' on one cheek and 'b' on another cheek."
After the tattoo is finished she goes home pulls her trousers down and bends over infront of her husband and her husband says "Who's Bob?!."
Father: radio va ceylon la vai.
Son: vendampa namma veetileye irukkattum.
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?
C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally ------- (That's why we go college.)
A man was lying nude on the beach. A girl starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man asks what are you doing?
Girl says: I am playing tabla
Man turns over and says can you play FLUTE.
If a married woman is called "polo" The mint with a hole...
Then what's an unmarried woman is called? Centre Fresh
Teacher asked : Mogals ruled from where to where?
Sararji says: From history book page 12 to 26.
Mallu Singh saw his wife fucked by another person he came inside the shouted the person for not using condoms.
Once some one sent SMS to sardar " Sender is cool and reader is fool"
Sardar got angry and replied " Sender is fool and reader is cool"
Son : Dad dies heart have legs?
Dad: No son
Son : Then why did you say last night " sweet heart spread your legs"
Wife: I have to buy a new bra.
Husband why do you need a bra? Your boobs are too small.
Wife : Yesterday you bought a new underwear did I say anything?
A sardar enters shop and shouts, where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Man:- There is nothing free with this sir.
Sardar:- Oye! It's written Cholesterol Free.
Daughter: Mom, my bra tightens whenever that boy sees me.
Mom: From tomorrow onwards don't wear bra. Let his underwear tightens.
What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.
Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot... he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart... I didn't wear pantie.
Thotal AIDS varum...
Thodamal SARS varum...
Sutal PILES varum...
Sudamal FILEZ varum...
Kangal padamal ...
Kiegal Thodamal AIDS varuvadhilai...
Husband asks wife : After 1st night how you feel?
Wife : 5% happiness , 5% live and 90% old memories.
What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary?
Secretary :- says "good morning sir" and Personal Secretary says " It's morning sir"
A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and these are customer complaints.
You and your Girlfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters inside your girl skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer:- YOUR HAND.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC"
When asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com"
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.
Do you like math's, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
It's always erect, stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.
There is Hot-sex... Fast-sex, Group-sex... Safe-sex, Leather-sex... Telephone-sex... and for people with your face ... NO SEX !
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck.... When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' your life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' your problems, 'shift' you to opportunities & never 'delete' you from my memory!
Boy says to a girl.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....
1:
What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
Sweet Dreams !
2:
Feeling bored?
Wondering what to do?
Enter your hands in between the zip take out your...
Book... from your bag and study
3:
Definition of sex...
An INJECTION
with AFFECTION
to the meat SECTION
from a PROJECTION
without OBJECTION
hopefully no INFECTION
4:
Today's punch dialoug :
Pombalainna Night Podanum...
Ambalainna 90 podanum...
5:
Kanmani anbodu friend nan anupum sms.
Ponmani un cell kasu eruka?
En celil kasu illai.
Unnai ninaikayil sms kottudhu.
Adhai anuppa ninakayil bill egirudhu
6:
U have GOOD TALENT
U have GOOD VOICE
U have GOOD KNOWLEDGE
U have GOD BRAIN
U have GOOD LUCK
ACCHCHHO SORRY number MAARI POCHU
7:
Oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu erunthein...
NATHARI NAAYE ...
Sim Card recharge pana oru varushama?
8:
BE. Padi engineera povai
M.B.B.S padi doctara povai
B.L. padi vakeela povai
Intha mathri SMS padicha Veena povai
9:
Two sardars were planting a bomb in a car
Sardar 1: What would we do if the bomb explodes when we are planting it..?
Sardar 2: Dont worry.. I've got 1 more.
10:
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion comes very close to us then how we can escape?
Sardar: Give right indicator and turn left.
11:
Lady secretary: Boss, your wide wants to kiss u over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.
12:
What happens when driver and conductor sleeps in a bus?
If conductor sleeps no ticket. If driver sleeps group ticket.
13:
Teach; Can any one tell what do you mean by RESPONSIBILITY.
Student: Mam your blous have 4 buttons out of which 3 is gone now the 4th button as its RESPONSIBILITY to hold your jacket.
14:
Calender - na thethi
Calara - na beathi
Thiruvannamalai - na jhothi
Kovil - na VIBOOTHI
Court - na Neethi
Nanba.. Ennai vitta unakkeathuda NAATHI...
15:
Coolukku - 5000
Hotukku - MC
Barukku - Pondy
Abnbukku - Bar
Arivukku - Beer
Azagukku - Wine
Sandaikku - Full
Natpuku - Cutting
Vaanga - nee
Kudikka - Nan
16:
Important news just now Tamilnadu chief minister declared that next year is 2006
17:
A woman married a one leg man. She wrote to her mother my husband has only 1 "FOOT" her mother replied you are lucky ... your papa has only 4 inches.
18:
Girl friends and cell phones are same in one thing. That is " PAISA ILLAINNA PESA MUDIYATHU"
19:
Cricket la ball adicha century
Adhe ball unna adicha injury
Pongal la irukudhu par mundhiri
Innum enna thungura endhiri
Kokorako gumango...
20:
Naalu perukku nalludhu nadandha enna pannalum thappillai
Adhanalla thaan unnai kooda ketkama..un rendu "UNDERWEAR" aa sakkadai 'yila thooki pottutaen.
Actor : A person who tries to be everything except himself.
Adult : An adult is a person who has toffed growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice?
Bore: A person whose short coming is his long staying; And also one who insists on talking about himself when you Want to talk about yourself.
Civilization: A process of creating more needs than there are means to supply.
Committee: A group of persons who keeps minutes and Wastes hours.
Commuter: A traveling man who pays short visits to his home and office.
Conscience: The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it.
Criminal : One who gets caught.
Cynic: A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Diamond : A womans idea of a stepping stone to success.
Economy: The practice of denying ourselves a necessity to-day in the hope of buying a luxury tomorrow.
Experience : A record of a man’s mistakes, misdeed and misfortunes.
Genius : A man who can almost do anything except make a living.
Honest Politician: One who when he is bought will stay bought.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Joint Account: An account in a bank where one person deposits the money and the other withdraws.
Laundry : A place where clothes are mangled.
Law-suit: Generally, a matter of expense and suspense.
Money : The mint makes it first and it is for us to make it last.
Neighbour: One who knows more about your affairs than you do.
Obesity: Surplus gone to waist.
Orator: A fellow who is always ready to lay down you life for his country.
Patriot : a man who loves his country and tries to make as much out of it as possible.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Philanthropist: One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of
