Top Three Things You Shouldn’t Ever Say To An Exotic Dancer In Chicago

The best strip club is the one where peeps just relax and enjoy, admire the stripper and her performance, and handsomely tip her. But there’ve been a couple of strip clubs out there where the visitors just bawl. And, sometimes, some rude visitors may even catcall. But that’s life.

However, if you don’t want such things to spoil your visiting experience, then we’d advise you to pick a really dependable strip club in Chicago or elsewhere—a place that’s been in business for some years.

Like everything else, the best strip club ain’t that easy to find. Which is why, many generally settle for a gentlemen’s club that may not be that great—but, yeah, it’s kinda okay.

No matter which strip club you’re visiting, you have to maintain decorum as a guest. That much is expected from you. So that’s precisely why we’re giving y’all the ultimate low-down on the things that no visitor should speak to a stripper.

Hey, you got change?

Dude, do you really expect a stripper to break your bill in the middle of a performance? You have to understand that she really has some other—and better—things to do than to break your ten dollar bill. So if you need some chump change, you better approach a bartender or a server.

By what time do you leave?

Even if you like a stripper, do you really have to say this particular line? We’ve heard many cases where the guest asks strippers about their shifts and the time at which they get out of the club. Like, seriously, how can you ask such things? Instead, you can be a bit subtle if you really want to ask a stripper out. But, for pity’s sake, don’t make yourself sound like a person who’s one of those classic psycho killers lurking in unlit alleys.

What’s your real name, huh?

Strippers aren’t allowed to break characters; that’s part of their job. So just listen to whatever name she’s telling you and live with that reality until she decides that you’re reliable enough to know her real name. And, please, don’t apply one of those brute-force tactics to get this specific piece of info because you won’t know what’ll happen to you if you do that.

So you’ve just gone thru some of the top things you should never ask an exotic dancer in Chicago. If you’ve got any other thing that a visitor shouldn’t say to a stripper, then do drop your thoughts in the comments section below.

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