Shhh! 7 Quiet Ways to Please a Tumescent Manhood
by John Dugan OwnerThis
is not exactly a news flash, but often when a man is in the throes of sensual
ecstasy, he may make a wee little bit of noise. If that tumescent manhood is
receiving pleasure, it may cause a man to forget about the need to be quiet to
keep from disturbing the folks in the next room. (And if the folks in the next
room are her parents, that can be especially embarrassing.) Now a man doesn’t
want to discourage a hard manhood or to do anything that interferes with the male organ health benefits of coupling; however, in
order to help make the experience almost as quiet as it is pleasurable, a dude
may want to consider some of the following.
- Get
a new set of box springs. While often the excess noise
comes from satisfied moans and groans, the classic giveaway when that frisky
couple in the next room is going at it is the sound of the bedsprings squeaking
away. If either the mattress or the box springs aren’t made for the sensual
gymnastics of their owner, he needs to consider investing in a new set – and
making sure they’re rigged for quiet.
- Floor
it. Of course, sometimes a person isn’t in the
position to invest in a new bed – and he can’t just tell his manhood to put
things on hold for a few months until he is in a better position. An
alternative is to take the action out of the bed and onto the floor. Spread out
a layer of blankets and pillows to make things as comfy as possible. And be a
gentleman – offer to lie down and let her be on top. This can help solve the
squeaky bed problem – unless, of course, the floorboards also creak.
- Turn
up the tunes. Music is already an excellent way to up
the romance factor. But it’s also a superb way to help drown out a man’s moans
and groans as he makes his way to the finish line (and beyond).
- Or
the TV. Having the tube on and turned up high may
not scream out “romance” – but it’s an effective way to down out the screaming
resulting from wild coupling.
- Make
use of a pillow. If either partner just can’t keep their
voices down as they reach ultimate pleasure, they can use a pillow to muffle
the sound. Be sure, of course, not too hold it over the mouth for too long. If
a person worries about this, they can instead try biting the pillow when they
feel like moaning and groaning.
- Slow
things down. In some instances, vocal noises are not a
problem – but the juicy sounds that accompany well-lubricated sensual activity
may be. (Men, this can be especially true when engaging in some uninhibited
self-gratification.) But often slowing things down can drastically reduce the
loudness of the activities – and in some cases can make the release that much more
intense.
- Kiss
more. When one of the partners feels like
moaning, they should kiss instead. It’s one of the most fun ways to quieten
things down while coupling.
Keeping
that tumescent manhood happy in a quiet manner (when called for) doesn’t have
to be hard. But the manhood also needs to be happy by being healthy, and that
requires the daily use of a first rate male organ health crème (health professionals
recommend Man1 Man Oil, which
is clinically proven mild and safe for skin). The member has a
healthier glow when its skin is not dry and scaly, so select a crème that can
properly moisture the manhood – and that requires a crème with both a high-end
emollient (such as Shea butter) and a natural hydrator (such as vitamin E).
Also try to select a crème with vitamin A, as that vitamin possesses
antibacterial properties that can help fight unwanted persistent male organ
odor.
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