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Memes: Pokemon, Hilarious, Dog and Offensive

by Soumyadip c. Tasty Fitness Recipes
what your dog is thinking?You ever wonder?  What he or she wants to say? some of the time, at least We’d all love if our dogs could talk. (If nothing else we’d be guaranteed some good dog quotes!) In lieu of that, we have some Dog memes & quotes, by the humans who love them. why not celebrate it? They’re like family to us. Here are great quotes about man’s best friend. Also Read Our Offensive memes.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones (humourist)

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain (author, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley (author, Brave New World)

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones (humourist)

Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz (cartoonist, Peanuts)

Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift (author, Gulliver’s Travels)


My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker (comedian)

A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.” – Barack Obama (president of the United States)

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris (author, Once Upon a Marigold)

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin (comedian)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”– Josh Billings (humourist)

Now read our Hilarious memes and Quotes and do share it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers.

Why do people say “no offense" right before they’re about to offend you?Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. 

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.     

Lastly i would like you to check my Pokemon memes.

It's your time to shine. If you need help, you'll ask for it yourself.

If you are truly struggling as a Pokemon Trainer, this quote might be the best thing for you. When all else fails, just communicate!

Get comfortable in your own skin. Know your limits.

Now go catch 'em all!


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