Jennifer Underwood   Promoter
1.Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.


2.Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are speacial.


3.My love fer you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in.


4.Do you have a library card? Cuz i'd like to check you out.


5.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz i can see myself em.


6.If you was a tree and i were a squirrel.  I'd store my nut's in yer hole.


7.you might not be the best lookin gurl here,but beauty's only skin a light switch away.


8.Fat penguin..............Sorry.  I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


9.I know i'm not no Fred Flinstone, but I bet i can make yer bed-rock.


10.I can't find my puppy,can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheep motel room.


11.Yer eye's are as blue as window cleaner.


12.If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon.

and.........the best for last.


13.Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time i think of it my nuts tighten up.

HAHA.....growing up around rednecks....have heard a few of these....

TRUST me...never picked me up! 
Jan 23rd 2008 15:44