1. Staring at the computer monitor with your stomach growling
2. Being hyper sensitive or overly critical about things that happen online
3. Instead of actually laughing saying LOL
4. Thinking that those people on Facebook are actually your friends
5. Proclaiming yourself Lord, Protector and Master of a forum, site or group
6. Aimlessly surfing the internet for no apparent reason
7. Minimal contact with the outside world
8. Add your own