Cannibal Restaurant ;o) - Did I Say Thaaaaat ?

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry,  he sat down and
looked over the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of s%^t, it takes all morning."
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