How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck..if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood! :)

@ jehobeth-That's only in the commercials Jehobeth...and I think those are beavers...lol

@Tony- I always thought the wood chuck would throw wood carelessly for no reason

I didn't think there were any other serious takers besides me . ^_~

Answer:He could chuck and would only chuck what his body and instincts would allow him to chuck, and then the wood chuck would stop chucking wood.Get it!-lol

I don't know thats why I am asking lol

So how does a wood chuck chuck wood ?

hmmm..You can't pick pickled peppers that have to be picked raw first and then pickled I would assume lmao

Only if you answer this: So if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...how much is a peck?