When a Tumescent Manhood is the Last Thing a Guy Wants
by John Dugan OwnerFor
most men, a tumescent manhood is a source of pride and something they want to
show off. But when that tumescence happens during a job interview, lunch
meeting with the boss or dinner with the in-laws, it’s definitely a member
problem. When a guy has a tumescent manhood at the wrong time, he might try all
sorts of tactics to get rid of it, and some of them run counter to his good
intentions for proper male organ
care. Fortunately, there are ways to hide his hardness until nature decides
it’s time to deflate the member.
1. Never get abusive. Some guys will choose to pinch, squeeze or use other harsh
methods to bring their tumescent manhood into submission. And though a sore
male organ often deflates just as quickly as it became hard, it’s important to
remember that this kind of panicky damage control can actually do even more
damage than the tumescence ever could. Rather than resort to methods like this,
a guy should think things through and find a different solution.
2. Camouflage like crazy. When things get hard, a guy should stay seated. Standing up
and walking around will only draw attention to the bulge in his pants, but
sitting down and crossing his legs will help hide the problem. He can also
throw a jacket across his lap, or even hold a book in a very convenient
position to hide what’s going on below.
3. Think bad thoughts. While a guy is sitting there, he should be thinking about
things that are decidedly not going to turn him on any further. Thinking about
paying his taxes, dealing with that awful project at work, or even facing a
serious fear – such as a claustrophobic dude crawling through a tight pipe or a
man with a fear of heights imagining a fall from a skyscraper – can almost
immediately take care of the tumescent manhood problem.
4. Walk properly. If a man must walk around, he should do so with purpose.
Simply march right out of the room after saying goodbyes and keep up a fast
pace. This helps in two ways: First, it makes the body believe that no, there
is not going to be any use for that tumescent manhood, and it can shut down the
anticipation. And second, a quick walk will reroute blood flow to the muscles
of the body that are now working harder, thus leading to less firmness.
5. Get it off. If things are truly out of hand, a man should take matters
into his hand. If a tumescent manhood refuses to quit and a man is potentially
going to embarrass himself horribly if it continues, he can simply excuse
himself to the bathroom to rub one out, thus taking care of the problem. But
keep in mind that by going at this fast and furious, and probably without lube,
a guy runs the risk of irritation, redness and other member problems. It’s an
option a guy should only resort to if the hardness is threatening to cause a
real problem.
When the crisis has passed and the tumescent manhood is behaving
properly again, a guy can breathe a big sigh of relief – and then set out to
make up for any damage done if he did choose to fondle the problem away. He can
do this with a powerful male organ health crème (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe
for skin), specially formulated to keep skin smooth, supple and
irritation-free. A wealth of vitamins and nutrients applied directly to the
male organ can help ensure the good ingredients get right to where they are
supposed to be. Look for a crème that contains Shea butter and vitamin E for an
extra-soothing experience.
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