The Frisky Follicle Files: Options for Genital hair removal
by John Dugan OwnerSome men are very proud of the Palomalo’esque nature of their
bush. It is full and glorious. However, that same member mane also gets stuck
in zippers, gives your lover road rash, and an odorific eminence no fragrance
company would want to duplicate. So, what’s a man to do but manscape. The thing
is genital hair removal looks a little tricky. After all, who wants anything
sharp down there? Have no fear; the options are here.
Why
Men Should Battle the Bush
It’s
better to hit on the green than play though the rough, right? Here are a few
reasons why manscaping is a good idea.
1)
Objects in the mirror may appear larger. It’s
a fact recorded in many a movie and TV show. Men who want to make their junk
look bigger trim the area. As they say, don’t hide your light under a basket.
Or under a Bob Ross-esque bush.
2)
Easy access, baby. If it’s good enough
for Easy E…A neat and tidy member generally gets more guests, more enthusiastic
guests. Clearing a path through the brush is the best way to invite more oral
attention into your life. A study in Cosmo proclaimed that 70 percent of women
preferred a man who tended to his garden.
3)
Get the Funk out. The pubes trap all
sorts of biological goodies like urine, sweat, bacteria, a man’s seed, dead
skin cells, and this morning’s lovemaking. All of these things have their own
unique scent. Buy mowing down some of the hairs; you are also clearing a lot of
those smells which is good for you and any visitors.
Now
that you know the benefits of genital hair removal, it’s time to find the best
method for you. There are a couple of ways to remove pubic hair. They all have
their pros and cons, but no matter what you do, be very careful and safe.
Genital
hair removal Option #1: Clippers/Shaving
Using
clippers or giving yourself a shave in the naughty bits is the most common way
men remove hair. You can shave with an electric or old school manual. If you
do, be sure to soften the hair up first with warm water for about five minutes
and then apply shaving oil. Shave over each area once with a smooth and steady
hand. When done, rinse thoroughly, and pat dry. Apply a male organ health crème
to lock in moisture and calm skin.
Genital
hair removal Option #2: Waxing
Most
men usually hit the spa for this service. Go to an experienced waxer for this
service. Be sure to ask the spa if they wax men because not all spas offer
bikini waxes for men, you know, because of the lack of bikini. You’ll need a
half-inch to an inch, minimum, of hair growth to get waxed in whatever options
they have. The aesthetician will clean the skin, powder you up like a wee babe
and then spread hot wax on your man parts, and once the wax settles, will
either pull the wax off alone or use a strip to pull it off. Then you’ll get
cleaned up and be on your way until six to eight weeks when you do it all
again.
Genital
hair removal Option #3: Laser Hair Removal
Laser
hair removal is ideal for men with paler skin and dark hair, but technology
gets better every day! They will remove it all if you want, or whatever
configuration you come up with. They use lasers, which sounds cool, right, to
burn the hair follicle, which slows and then eventually stops hair growth. This
is a virtually painless, though pricey process and generally takes six
treatments to take care of the area entirely. Some men will need touch-ups now
and then as well.
Manscaping:
The Aftermath
After
putting your private parts through the somewhat traumatic genital hair removal
rituals, it’ll need a little TLC. The nice thing to do is give your member a specially formulated male
organ health creme (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which has been clinically
proven safe and mild for skin) to heal and soothe the skin. The
Shea butter and vitamin E lock in moisture while calming the skin. Vitamins B
and C help skin bounce back with collagen production and cell regeneration. Post-Manscaping,
you’ll have the most smooth and silky any man has ever had. Enjoy!
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