Scratching the Itchy Male Organ in Public
by John Dugan OwnerOkay,
so self-control is a wonderful thing – but there are times when a guy simply has no choice but
to let his hands wander over his manhood, no matter what the consequences, even
if he is in public. No, we’re not talking about self-pleasuring here – just
about how sometimes a guy has no choice with an itchy male organ but to give it
a scratch or two. Even men whose male organ care routines rate ten out of ten are still
going to occasionally experience an itchy male organ, and sometimes that will
happen in a public setting. So what’s a guy to do when the overpowering need to
scratch arises?
- Use
the coat. If an itchy male organ strikes just when a
guy has just arrived at a party and is still wearing his overcoat, he should
take advantage of that fact. Remove the coat, fold it over arm and hold it over
the midsection, then subtly scratch while the coat is covering up the action.
(This move should be familiar to any guy who has suddenly popped a very
noticeable tumescence and seeks to shift it without being seen.)
- Dance. When dancing, a guy’s hands are on the move already, so it’s easy
to surreptitiously let it brush against the midsection a few times. So if a guy
is at a dance, problem solved. If it’s a small gathering of close friends, he
can still put on some tunes and get a few moves going – at least until the need
to scratch has passed.
- Answer
the cell. By keeping his cell phone in his front
pocket, a dude is giving himself a ready-made excuse to give a quick and
discreet scratch to the itchy male organ. He simply pretends his phone is on
vibrate and is receiving an incoming call then feigns difficulty in getting the
phone out. As he seeks to remove the phone, he is able to get in a few quick
brushes to relieve the itch.
- Get
positioned behind a high-backed chair. When the need to scratch hits, a guy should look around the room
and locate any chairs, sofas, etc. with especially high backs. If they are tall
enough, he can stand behind one and, with his midsection and hand hidden, enjoy
a leisurely scratch.
- Locate
a stag gathering. At a large party, people break into many
small clusters – and some of these clusters may be made up solely of men. By
joining one of these, a guy may feel more comfortable with simply reaching down
and scratching himself, knowing that the other members of the group can
empathize with him. Of course, in some instances, this may not be the best game
plan – say, if the group includes the girlfriend’s disapproving father or an
arch-rival from work.
Prevention
Clearly,
preventing an itchy male organ is going to be preferable to having to deal with
the need to scratch. For that reason, it’s important to practice good hygiene
and wash the area regularly. Keeping the member appropriately moisturized is
also helpful, as dry, flaky skin is much more prone to itchiness.
Whether
in public or not, the chances of an itchy member can also be lessened by
incorporating a top notch male organ health crème (health professionals
recommend Man1 Man Oil, which
is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) into the health regimen on a
daily basis. For the best results, seek out a crème which contains both a
high-end emollient (such as Shea butter) and a natural hydrator (such as
vitamin E). Also important is keeping the member skin sturdy and healthy and
thus free of damage from oxidative stress. A crème with alpha lipoic acid, a
powerful antioxidant, is ideal, as the alpha lipoic acid can fight excess free
radicals which cause oxidative stress.
Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common manhood health
issues, tips on improving male organ sensitivity and what to do to maintain a
healthy member. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's
health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous websites.
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