making my cat wear party hats

This last ingredient is the most important, otherwise it just isn't worth the wounds. (unless you're drunk and it's a dare, in which case we all know you didn't really have much of a choice in the matter.)

Directions:

First, shut the door. The cat will probably try to Cheap Neff Hats flee by turning into a liquid, as cats are known to do. Second, don the gloves. These are important especially if you plan on noding tomorrow. Third, place Cheap Ray Ban Sunglasses the catnip on the floor in front of you and keep the party hat nearby. When the cat makes a go for the catnip, grab her by the scruff of her neck, plop the

 
 hat on her head, and Cheap Mishka Hats snap the elastic under her chin. Watch in amusement as snapback wholesaleshe races around the room, then tries futilely to pull off the hat. Collect large amounts of money. Repeat on different suckers until nobody thinks your cat will be a challenge and brings in something meaner, like a tiger.