Hindi Jokes

You can spice up your life and that of your loved ones with the right jokes by sending it to them as SMS or IM’s. It is important that you choose jokes that appeal to the recipients to adequately convey your message and feelings to them. Below are some examples of great Hindi jokes, you can copy them and send to your friends and lovers for free:

1. Aye Chand Dua Hai Tujhse Na Chamka Itni Chandni, Teri Chandni Mujhe Bada Satati Hai,Tere Jaisa Tha Mera Mehboob Ka Chehra,
Tujhe Dekh Wo Mujhe Yaad Aati Hai…

 

2. Ek Party Mein Sab Ulti Kar Rahey They…Ye Dekh Ek Bhai Ne Pucha… Kya Hua In Sab Ko ?

Doosra Bola Kya Pata Yaar, Sabse Pehle Meine Ulti Ki In Logo Ko Bura Laga To Meine Wapas Pee Lee,Tab Se Ye Haal Hai…

 

3. Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life

Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife

Tu agar kabhi de dhokha

Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

 

 

4. Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir 
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

 

 

5. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

 

6. Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (ek hafte ke baad) Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? Patient: nahi doctor. Doctor: kyu nahi? Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

 

7. Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

 

8. Whenever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure Long Hair Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

 

9. Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

 

10. Ek kadvaa sach :-) Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

 

11. Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai…Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?

Kitabo Mein, Kholte He Sar Ghoomne Lagta Hai, Neend Aane Lagti Hai..

 

12. eng sir- golu y r u late

golu- sir meri car....

sir-golu speak in english

golu-my car was fussing in the kichad

no hilling

no dolling

only po paa karing.

Jokes are a simple way to express your feelings and bring laughter to people around you. Good jokes are the ones which are easy to understand and interesting. Captivating and enjoyable Hindi jokes can be found at http://mobiles.maxabout.com/sms/hindi_jokes_sms.aspx. You can visit us for more information on this subject.