FIFA 16: let's just sum up EA's 'update'
I've honestly never seen in my life such a money centred , self - contentment orientated company in my entire life that even compares to the literal joke that is EA. What was in this update then?
-Price Caps. A minimum and maximum price limit. All players are now priced by EA. What does that mean in turn?
No Coin Sellers/Buyers.
I can see that many of you may be pleased about this part. However , with these caps , you will forever be forced to gain coins from playing games , opening packs with FIFA points ( more ££££ for EA ) until you have enough. Let's put this into perspective.
Ronaldo.
Ronaldo's minimum price limit? 6.2 million coins. If you got him the only way that doesn't involve buying the scam that are FIFA points , you'd have to play games.
On average , one game lasts around 20 minutes and gives you roughly 450 coins at the end.
Do you know how long you'd have to play to gain enough coins to buy ronaldo?
you'd have to play 13777 games.
Do you know how much time that is?
275540 minutes.
4592 hours.
191 days.
27.2 weeks straight.
That's over half a year of nothing but playing games to afford Ronaldo.
And guess what is the literal only other alternative to obtaining said Ronaldo? Packing him. How often do you hear about people packing this guy? not very often. And how would you buy packs other than grinding match after match wanting to pull your own hair out? FIFA points -----> straight into EA's bank account. It's genuinely disgusting.

But surely you can trade to get these cards , no?
Think about it. You or anyone on UT opens a pack , to be surprised when a half decent card or more pops up on their screen. They are going to want to get the most coins out of that card as possible , considering what they did to get it ( either spend half a year playing games or sell a kidney or 17 ). And how much can they possibly get for it? whatever the price cap is. Everyone is going to have this mentality , meaning players will always remain at the top of their price cap. Someone wants to sell a card instantly? they'll drop it by one mark (eg list a card for 490k when all the others on the market are at 500k , the limit). That's the lowest prices are ever going to get.
But surely you can bid on players to get them for cheaper , no?
Nope , EA stated in this tweet that open bids are no longer a thing. Trading and coin buying is utterly destroyed.
After some brief skimming of some of the many problems EA has in their laughable game , what do they think will come of it?
It is listed in a link from a tweet that this will bring a 'more level playing field'. This honestly put me on the verge of spitting my drink out.
How on earth is this going to bring a playing field? stop and think for a second. Millions of people have already buy Fifa 16 coins , and thus incredible , borderline unbeatable teams. Now , obtaining enough coins (other than throwing your wallet into EA's greedy hands) to buy players/ a team capable of even giving these sort of super teams a chance at all is now near impossible.
Sorry guys , rant over but i hope you can see some logic in this. I'm a 14 year old grammar student ( 15 on the 20th <; ) and i can see all of these goddamn flaws like they're nothing - how haven't they?before you think that sentence is trying to make me look superhuman , it's merely emphasising the fact that EA's producers/workers must literally have equal or less to the same brain power or logic as an aborted fetus.
Again , i hope you guys can understand what i'm trying to say , that EA are an utter joke , and how they never acknowledge criticism from the public only continuing to make their game more and more money based by the day.
Thank you and have a great day.
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