Do you think you are not properly endowed, order & read this book. You will be surprised.

Dick Dialogues is a funny book about physical love narrated by a funny dick and it has a lot of funny adult jokes. Dick says since its international size is seven inches on an average, the book is divided into seven chapters devoted to each one of the seven qualities of a dick.

As a dick, my first quality is that I am tough and yet flexible. It is stiffly flexible and flexibly stiff. Trust me when it is stiff, it is tough. But if you are good to the dick, it will do as you say and bend and flex to enter anywhere you want.

I am also confident and cocky, I mean when I am erect. But when I am tired I am always sullen and sloppy and look like nothing more than a hurt ego hanging between the man’s two legs. But I am always ready to rise to the occasion, and that’s my confidence.

I am happy and gay. I know women love me, but I also know that some of them are jealous of me. Freud has called this ―dick jealousy. So the true love I get is from the gays who really love me and worship me.

I am also honest and vulnerable. I mean there is no doubt that I am honest, open, right in front of you. I have nothing to hide so I am not hidden either like a pussy is. You know pussy can be deceitful and fake an orgasm by totally ignoring that fact that I am right there inside her watching that she is lying. I may have only one eye, but I am watching everything.

I am also powerful and philanthropic. Yes, I have the power of a brave soldier who can enter any fortress he wants to, but the problem is that I am also a celebrity and unfortunately like any other celebrity I too have hangers on who always want to go with me wherever I go. And they make me so vulnerable that if they get seriously hurt, they can kill my master.

Then I am upright and worshiped. I mean you know that I always stand up for my beliefs and want to be upright all the time. That is why I am and have been worshiped in India as the Shiva Lingam and in the ancient times in Europe as the Phallus god.

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