If I Were To Rob A Bank
Relax
Let's
begin by informing anyone from Law Enforcement that I have no plans to
rob a bank. This also isn't an article that will instruct or encourage
anyone to rob a bank. This is purely for entertainment purposes. About
the only thing this article will do is increase automobile sales, maybe!
Need A Get Away Vehicle
So, you've come up with the brilliant, or stupid, idea of robbing a bank.
You used the internet to review how others have done in through out
history. You've left a credit card trail by buying everything needed
online. Now you need the perfect get away vehicle. It's your lucky day.
Here is my list for your consideration.
2011 Porsche Cayenne Turbo
The
new Cayenne is 400 pounds lighter than the old model and is agile
enough to dodge bullets and make last-second directional changes, a key
element to avoid obstacles. It can accommodate five,in case you are
working with others, with enough trunk space in the back to keep your
loot and equipment. It is also a competent off-road vehicle , and if you
ever saw a police chase on TV, you know that things can go off the road
at any time. No matter what state you are in, no police car can hang
with the Cayenne. It has a top speed of 172 mph, and can leave the
police in dust.
Ford Focus RS
Right now times are tough and jobs are hard to find, so you must accept any job you can get. Maybe you're the kind of criminal who rob banks preferring to stay near the interstate, making escaped as easily as possible. Get on the highway, floor the pedal and away you go. However,what if these jobs are not coming in? What if you are hired to steal a little art gallery in Paris. There is a reason cars you see in Europe are small, the streets are small.
What this work requires is something compact without sacrificing speed or utility. I recommend you choose the Ford Focus RS.
It is small enough to easily dart in the notorious Paris traffic and
the tight suspension makes mince meat of its picturesque streets.
Seating for 4 and hatch in the back means it can accommodate all
employees and your loot.
BRABUS Mercedes Benz Viano
Forget the Ford Econoline, which is used in all the bank robberies. This is a Van-BRABUS. They call it a "multimedia mobile office with athletic performance." If you need a den of evil, but do not want to be tied to one place, this could be the solution. With a capacity meeting room and some flat screens, this truck has everything you need for your "mission".
Police cars are not fast, but are faster than the conventional Ford van. You do not have to worry about this with the Viano. With a top speed of 152 km / h, Brabus suspension, improvements to the chassis, and even optional bulletproof panels,it has everything needed to steal an entire art collection or bags of money.
Conquest Knight XV
In some robberies all goes as planned, but if Hollywood has taught us anything it is that nothing ever goes according to plan. Whether you are a veteran thief in your last big score, or a new hire who is still learning, Conquest Knight XV is for you.
The Battle Beast is
powered by a 6.8L V-10 engine that makes 400hp and 500 lb-ft of torque.
Bolted to a chassis of Ford Super Duty Knight XV body panels and
bulletproof windows, ballistic runflat tires and a tank of 40 gallons of
fuel. It's like a limo ready to fight. Experienced professionals will
appreciate its large cargo bay and multimedia-equipped cabin. Newbies
would be very grateful for the armor, because it means they can make all
the mistakes you want and still come out with the loot. The price is
$310,000 for the Knight XV conquest, so you may need to rob a few banks
first to buy.
Helicopter
You realize that during the chase, the police may deploy air support. So why not even the score with a helicopter of your own. I suggest a Sikorsky Helicopter. They are the king of copters. Of course the job you are doing will determine the copter you choose. I would suggest a fast copter. You could use a gunship, but are you robbing banks or killing people?So there are five of my choices. I'm not going to reveal my favorite.
Every robber has his or her own needs.You make your own choice and go
with it. Of course there are other options out there. Do your research.
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Comments (4)
Ian Begg8
Marketer, Engineer
My Goodness - the Conquest Knight XV is actually a Canadian based beast. my apologies for thinking "Only in America" with that one.... :-) Very innovative article Rich, Good work.
Cindy Bolley16
HHCTB?
Since I am known as Miss Lead Foot I will opt for the Porsche.....
Leave em in the dust!
Cindy
Nice post
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Ah well Law Enforcement has arrived! 12 years with a police department. Seems our boys in blue will need to up the ante.
I think a Bugatti Veyron and Blue Thunder will just about cover it for our side!
We'll save the taxpayers a few dollars in printing and distribution those photos to the thousands of post offices around the country. :-)
Sean North12
Business
Excellent and novel article Rich, and love your use of of links looking forwad to your next post already