What is Google Docs and how does it work?
Google Must Have Everything
You know Google wants to be the God of the Internet. They have their hands in anything and almost everything online. They dominate the searches. They control Adsense and Adwords. They are in the process of mapping the world. They have even gone into the Mobile Phone business.
Now they have set their sights on Disney. Right now it is Snow White. It seems Google has it's own version of The Seven Dwarfs. They have even stole the names right from the story.Google Dwarfs explained.
Let me explain the Google Dwarfs.
Google Sleepy
Ever do a search on Google and get no results? Well, Google Sleepy was on duty that day. He falls asleep half the time and just misses everything that is happening. Personally, I don't have a problem with this. I'm not paying his salary. However, I will sue if I ever need life saving info quickly and Google Sleepy is passed out at the switch!
Google Sneezy
Beware Google Sneezy. With all his sneezing he does no one any good. Where do you think computer viruses come from? Well, I don't know, but I know Sneezy spreads them. I really think Sneezy should be in a hospital until his sneezing is under control. I guess Google has terrible Health Insurance.
Google Dopey
Google Dopey is the guy that sends you all the search results that don't pertain to anything. Some say he has a sense of humor, but I think he is really dopey. His name isn't funny, is it?
Google Happy
This is the guy that runs Google. He is so happy with all the ways he is making money. His plan for online dominance is working fine. He will be the master of the cyber world. Everything will rely on his thumb up or down. I suggest you kiss his butt if you can find out exactly who he is.
Google Bashful
Google Bashful is the guy that started Google Buzz. You see, he is only bashful face to face. Behind the computer, he is a tiger. With Google buzz he has thousands of followers. Naturally, he couldn't point them out in real life because he is too bashful.
Google Grumpy
You want to know who deletes your info? Wonder about the guy who turns down your Adsense account? Google Grumpy is the guy. No one knows why he is grumpy. My guess is woman troubles. If you can't get to Google Happy's butt, try kissing Google Grumpy's. Good luck with that.
Google Doc
I saved him for last because he is the reason we are all here. Google Doc is the answer man. You call Google with a problem, Doc is the guy you are talking to. Even if it's a female voice it is still Doc. You'll just have to trust me on that.
With all the knowledge that Google Doc
has, I wish he would take some time to fix Google Sneezy's sneezes. I
guess they are related. Without the spreading of viruses, both Google
Doc and Google Sneezy might be out of a job.
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Comments (19)
Andrew Esipov7
Webmaster
Google is monster of the cyber world:)
Aurelio Martuscelli7
PRO Blogger & TE Owner
It's an upload service very useful, safe and free. So whenever I have to archive texts or long documents and somehow private, I put everything there. Good post, friend :-)
Damodaran K raman7
freelancer
nice .expect more articles like this
Gioi Tran8
Affiliate Marketing
As much as you do, I like many features, tools, applets.. Google provides especially Adsense and Adwords where statistics count for info
rich weber7
oneline business
@marketclick Google Commandments? Good idea. Keep your eyes open You may get your wish.
Mildred Lybeck5
Upward and Onward with Integrity
Nice article, Rich. Innovative. WTG.
Gregory Osborne8
Online Marketing Entrepreneur...
@Paula, exactly my point, hard to get cost effective targeted ads posted onto your site...
M. Mazharul Islam5
Internet Marketer
Google and internet is somewhat similar to me........
Anon E.12
Internet Ninja
@Rich, Very good. How about the Google Commandments...any chance ?
Enamul Huque11
SEO Specialist
No one can think of internet without google. Google is monster of the cyber world.
Paula van Dun16
Retired
Yes me to Gregory. For the most stupid reasons like using the word lingery in a directory with over 100 categories. And the sites listed in it were some shops with normal underwear
Gregory Osborne8
Online Marketing Entrepreneur...
Goggle is indeed EVERYWHERE you turn on-line these days, I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a monopoly in progress... Everyone will most likely have their own personal reasons for liking it or not liking it.... I've personally had some BAD experiences trying to deal with Goggle Adsense...
Mohamed Tharwt Shaba...7
Muslim Egyptian Pharmacist
Google is trusted company
yit w.7
your social investment network.
Google Docs is securely powered by the web, giving you the flexibility to be productive from your desk, on the road, at home and on your mobile phone, ...
Paula van Dun16
Retired
LOL I have a T-shirt I bought in turkey. I says %^& Google, ask me.
Muriel & Graham Legg...10
Make your website mobile friendly
All because Google bit the Apple
Marko S.11
Web Presence Provider
He, he, nice work. All the big players come to the point where they begin to break
Dave Gilbert7
Web Entreprenuer
What a hoot, LOVE IT bout time someone explained Google lol
Paula van Dun16
Retired
I love this one also. A lot because I am no fan of Google at all. And i think they have way to much power. Really like you style of writing!