What do you buy a crack addict? And call info inside..

Posted by Steve OHehir
7
May 17, 2011
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Think I'm joking?

A family member or buddy you
know and care about... is addicted
to crack... and their birthday is coming up...


Do you buy her another wad of that
junk and a shiny new pipe cause they
love it so much?

No.

Obvious?

Maybe...

But as I look out on the internet
world of "Oh please show me
how to make some $$$, I'm really
serious about learning how..."

And I see what's being constantly sold
and sold and sold and sold and sold...


It looks the same.


The same people...

In the same herds...

Buying the same information...

Repackaged and more expensive
each time... and they smoke it up
in webinar crack houses again and again...


Look...

People first come online innocently
looking for a simple way to cash in
from the internet home based bonanza...


They see the offers, sales letters and emails...


"Oh it's so easy once you figure out
[the secret] this mystical secret formula
that was taught to me by accident high
atop the himalayan mountains on googlefastbuckestan...

This wizard, gaelic, bard, levitating, singing,
dancing, all knowing and all being guru...

Told me he discovered it after rolling
over a rock and falling in pacific beach
in San Diego while riding his razor scooter
while reading from the scrolls of online
know it all-ism...

And this "formula" will set me freeeee...


For only 7 monthly payments of $717.31
and a bonus of a couple frisbees, a bag of
doritos (organic) and a chai latte gift card
at starbucks..."

So for under $8,000 large, I bought the formula...

But then I learned (at his exit pop up) that the
formula would be easier to digest in my amygdala
if I purchased his meta-guru transcendental coaching
yoga classes while bumping Run DMC on a 1984
super boom box...

So I bought the coaching too which he
discounted 50% from the killer $7,500
retail price...

And then...


well...

That was about 13 months ago...

And I just woke up from my training
coma this morning so I'm going to attend
my coaching conference call tonight
and ask him if I'm ready for the real
"system" --- I hope he thinks I'm worthy...


Crack Addiction...

Info Marketing Training Coaching Addiction...


SOME people take the info and DO SOMETHING
with it... and they go off to actually build
a real beezneez... and sail off into the sunset
happy and free...


MOST... sadly the vast majority experience
something completely at the opposite extreme...

They get addicted to this "Oh I have to do
what my guru tells me to do until he thinks
I'm worthy..."


And they pay for coaching after info after
coaching... traveling, hotels, same ole show
over and over and over...


And they never cut a cell phone bill paying
profit... ever.


And they are guarded like poor, pathetic sheep
by their "shepard gurus" and are told that if they
are blind and dumb enough to stray and attempt
to think for themselves... they will be eaten by
wolves and devoured...

So stay in the herd... keep sending me your
extra inc.come every month or so... and stay
scared of "them" out there...


Remember in the beginning, they only
came online looking for a

Simple
Way
To
Make
Some
Extra
Dough


That was the plan...


But now they are on the path of
earning an invisible PhD in guru-ology...


Sad...

So sad...


I know because I was an addict.


I've paid tens of thousands of smackers
to attend all kinds of seminars, training
courses and information...

YES, it helped.

But I did it smart.


I went AFTER the needs of my
own business were taking care of...


I never replaced my business needs
with the insanity ridden feeling of
going to get a "fix" at every darn
seminar or buy every darn course.


Common sense.


Nothing new under the sun...


And I never ever forgot my main
goal, which was to:


Find, learn and teach people a SIMPLE

S
I
M
P
L
E

Way to earn extra side cashola from home
in a FUN, FAMILY FRIENDLY way.


Most people don't plan it like that...

They are not in control of what they want...

And so they fall prey to other people
who DO have a clear picture of what they want.


And they take their $$$.


So... anyway... if you're into constantly
paying the gurus for your fixes and don't
really care that you are ALWAYS in the red...


Hey man, knock yourself out...

Give it a good puff... and inhale...

Good luck...


But if you're like me...

And are truly looking for a simple
and duplicable way to generate some
cool and fun cashola from home both
online and offline...


Then you might want to schedule a
chat with me about how I do it...


I promise it'll sound so simple you
won't believe it...

But it's how I've been doing it for
over 10 years this way full time...


When you're saving over $5,000
on "guru taxes" every couple months...


You CAN turn a nice profit from home...
And keep your sanity...


Our live call if you want to hang out is
at 9:00 PM EVERY NIGHT...

Dial into it here tonight:

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PIN: 102154


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I'm not sayin it's perfect...

Nothing is...


But it's simple, fun and it works, period.


I'm also NOT advocating NEVER
investing in your education...


But what I'm saying is that... after
10 years of full time experience, we've
amassed a giant library of info that HAS
proven to work for us... and we know what
is a loaded crack pipe to stay away from...

It CAN be simple...

Our team is living proof...

Call me if you're interested and if this
resonated with your experience in this
arena...


We're here to help...


Always Onward,

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