Normally, I don't get all sentimental when it comes down to long- lost tales of blogwars of the past, but wayyyy back in 2007, around this time of year something truly special happened here on Apsense that nearly rocked the entire Internet into oblivion...

 I created an Apsense blog that was titled  "The FRUITCAKE- Why Are You Doing This To Me, I Thought You Loved Me! "

 Little did I know that this blog (Only 13 tops?) would rocket to the top of it's Google page category, or that it would actually tough off one of the funniest damn "comment wars" I've ever been a part of... :)

 I have posted this blog as an interactive tribute to those who fought so bravely, and as a place for the veterans to enlighten those Apsense members who simply don't know what the heck I'm talking about...

 Here a joke for all the readers who drop by... and I want to hear from all of you in your comments below.

20 Uses for Fruitcake

1. Use as a doorstop

2. Use as a paper weigh

3. Use to clean your pots and pans

4. Use as boat anchor

5. Use as bricks in fireplace

6. Build a house with them

7. Use it to hold up your Christmas tree

8. Use as a pencil holder

9. Give it to the cat for a scratching post

10. Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels

11. Hold up your car when changing tires

12. Slice and use for poker chips

13. Use it to carve your turkey on

14. Use as replacement for Duraflame log

15. Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent

16. Use it as a seat at a stadium event

17. Stand on it when you change a lightbulb

18. Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving

19. Replaces free weights when you work out

20. Use as book ends at the school library