You Look Like My Wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, ?I?m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.?
?Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!? she screamed.
?Funny,? he muttered, ?you even sound exactly like her.?
?Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!? she screamed.
?Funny,? he muttered, ?you even sound exactly like her.?
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Comments (24)
Babu Thomas6
Educationalist
Happiness is a perfume,you cannot spread on others,without getting a few drops on yourself.So always be happy & make others happy.
HP: 60
Babu - 2010-10-30 08:46 Delete
A good joke to break in a party.
HP: 203
Ron Magee - 2010-10-30 09:09 Report Abuse
Great job Babu, too many get too serious and forget to enjoy life
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HP: 472
Katrina Oakley - 2010-10-30 09:17 Report Abuse
really Ron! I totally
Robert (Bob) Timper11
Marketer
Love the joke! I enjoyed it!
Kamani Alwis6
Funny............I love this
Bipin Shah14
Self Employed
I thanks all of you !
Paula van Dun16
Retired
Nice, something different. i made me smile
Dawie Bezuidenhout11
Systems Engineer I.T.
Well done Babu, we can't just be serious all day long. A good laugh never hurt anybody, makes you more relaxed and can boost your focus.
You can post a joke anytime my friend, people need to lighten up a bit.
Joseph Botelho15
Working on one project at a time.
Well at leasst it is almost all original funny a little different for a blog..............but hey people like and so do i.....keep up the good work.....if you let me modified it l may thinking of posting it on the Apsense Blog.......send me an email.....if you have an interest.....
all the best
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Dinesh Desle3
Nice joke.....................
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Yes it is. I happen to enjoy Babu's jokes.
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
good point Cheryl! And I totally agree! Refreshing to just see humor and not hype!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Some of the reactions remind me of a scene in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. There's this scene when they are in the glass elevator and there are explosions etc going of all over the place and Mike Teevee says that it's pointless. Charlie Bucket replies that candy doesn't have to have a point.
Likewise this blog, it was posted to give a laugh and a chuckle, it doesn't have to have a point. And personally I'd rather come read a joke, get a good laugh and give it a top than was
Alisa Borek8
CEO of Me, Myself & I, Inc.
**giggles**
Sue and Shawn Kelly8
List Building Experts
Thanks for the Joke My Husband would no better. The only time I ever walked into a bar was when my son called for a ride home. When I got there he was gone having gotten a ride with someone else When I was asked to stay I said I can't I have to get home and prepare my Sunday School Lesson. My son is now clean and sober for 6 years this last May.
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
really Ron! I totally agree! What's the point of doing anything if there is no fun!?
Ron Magee7
Income Creator
Great job Babu, too many get too serious and forget to enjoy life
Babu Thomas6
Educationalist
A good joke to break in a party.
Bipin Shah14
Self Employed
Happiness is a perfume,you cannot spread on others,without getting a few drops on yourself.So always be happy & make others happy.
Bipin Shah14
Self Employed
Ya Its Just For Fun.
"There Are 1000's of languages around the world,but smile can beat them all. Because smile is a language even a baby can speak,so keep smiling"
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
lol! that was funny. possibly the purpose of this is to make one laugh! We all need a chuckle in our day!
Lee Hardy7
Web Designer
lmao- Nice one!