Hilarious Slogans by Stephanie

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When doing salesletters, blogs, websites, eMails, try to make them more interesting by storytelling, quotes and humor.  Below is a list of funny slogans I found while doing some research.  If you want interesting inspirational quotes, follow me on twitter at

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"


At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."


On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without ---- makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "

At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

Chicago Radiator Shop:
" Best place in town to take a leak "

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