Smile while you still have teeth

Did your cake cost you less than the candles? Then you are definitely old!

The? nations best kept secret is... Your true age!

Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured?!

"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know." ? Lewis Carroll

You are as old as you can act.

I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics shows? that people who have the most live the longest.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis

Here is the secret of how to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.

Many happy returns of the day. I dont ?think you are getting older; you are rather approaching death. (Choose this if you would like to add an element of black humor to your birthday message.)

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind , it doesnt matter.

You can count on me not to send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.

You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders? What the hell happened?

You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles! (Write this message in very small letters)

Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year? Think how old you would be if it came every month.

My golden words for your birthday?"Smile while you still have teeth!"