Especially For Garnet

Well the only reason they aren't extinct is because they haven't made Chuck Norris's list of enemies yet....YET! They ALL make it SOONER OR LATER!!

No, they are not RARE! I saw at least 10 just yesterday THANK YOU GARNET!!!

That is only because Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing by eating them WHOLE!


LMAO

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Funny! must have been one of them rare "buzzard" turkeys...

And oh. Garnet the reason the 'GOOGLE' thing happened is because
Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Well it's about itme someone explained what the heck happened to her!

I once heard that; Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!
Now I am running and HIDING...


You DID warn me about him!!!!!!!!!!

Jenn I was just trying to figure out what this was all about..so I did a google search on Chuck Norris, This is what came up:

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person"

When you get to know each other..
This gets so much fun!

LMAO!!