Especially For Garnet

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Father did.

I added the video now.

Hey that would be a great match!!

HMMM...Rambo Cat VS One of Chuck's Roundhouse kicks....OUCH! Sorry J

G I saw a clip the other night...that Chuck was laughing and repeating them himself.

I will try to find the link again. Owell

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

WHADDA YA JUST SAY ABOUT CHUCK???

OOHHHH...I would NOT wanna be in your shoes right now! LMAO!

btw folks...I am talking about my x Chuck Norris..that only shared the famous name .....
Oh, I dated a Mike Huckabee too....lmao


Dang...don't same names STINK???

LMAO...CAN'T HELP BUT SAY THIS

So Huckabee backed out today because he couldn't handle Chuck's erection....I mean ELECTION!!!

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

I heard HUCKABEE fell off the Chuck wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!! He gave up!


Cause Chuck told him to do so.

Crap! Did Chuck Norris roundhouse kick APSense or what?

Later

95% of home business's fail, The Real Reason - Chuck Norris?

Beth...didn't get the whole story but he either is sueing or already did for a 'book of truths' about Chuck Norris or something like that....whatever the case is it friggin hilarous! The whole thing should be a lesson to all of us 'marketers'....SHOOT!! Who were we talking about again? Chuck Bartok??? LMAO!!

from what I understand... ole Chuck Norris also has a law suit about some of the more demeaning Chuck Norris quips and I saw him online in court but can't recall specifically what or who he is sue(ing) suing? sueing? ...never could spell that word! ...

On the Holy-Wars game where I role play... there's a character Chuck Norris... there's several Orders or Groups... The First Church of Chuck Norris, The seconde Church of Chuck Norris, The Third Church of Chuck Norris... there may be more than

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!
Jenny...Who is Chuck Norris? You'll know who he is WHEN HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW!

LOL Beth!!!

Chuck Norris supports Huckabee and when there's a dissenter in the audience ~ Huckabee says,
"dom't make me send Chuck Norris back there" ... Chuck by the way, is on stage with Huck

it seems to be the Huck and Chuck campaigning show

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

LMAO....Just Google him Jenny. You will find out all you need to know!