Please HELP ME! I Can't Stop HOOKING! LOL! The Hidden Danger For Those Who Love Fishing!
Ever since we were young boys and girls,some of our grownups made certain that we were introduced to the relaxing and proper art of fishing...
As we grew older and learned how to handle our little rods, it made us more and more comfortable and suddenly, we have found ourselves a "Hot Topic" among Master Debators everywhere....
How could our folks have known that we would become lifelong Hookers, addicted to the pursuit of these scaly, unclad, and emphemeral creatures?
Up at the crack of Dawn ( Or anybody else who's crazy enough to go with me...), in sometimes freezing weather, looking for Love in the shape of a curvy and sizable member of the salmon family or other...
I have tried to break this sensuous grip, with little success...
I even tried Needlepointing as an intensely powerful palliative, but as it turns out, my "Pro Stitch Tutor" was a former Hooker... And my very presence sent her right back into hole... (That's fishing talk for "pond"), she grabbed her baitbox, and started looking for stocking reports ( Fishnets, no doubt...)... Oh, what's to become of me?
In the dead of Winter, walking across a frozen lake, at 4AM... I finally realized that I needed help... Or perhaps it was the shock of freezing cold water invading my thermal underwear, when it turned out that the lake wasn't as frozen as I thought...
One of the many signs that you are a confirmed Hooker, is that when you are aboard a fishing boat that about to leave the dock, and the boat's Mate yells "Heave Ho!"... You suddenly think that they are going to throw you overboard... well that says it all...
Of course that are worse things to become addicted to, but being a Hooker can be really downright embarrassing... I mean comparing and bragging about the length and girth of your catches in public... How deep they were, and how hard it was... Sometimes just might not be the kind of impression that you want to leave with others.
Are you a confirmed Hooker? Or do you know a Hooker who need helps help? Don't wait for a line to be thrown to you.... Come here and talk about it! :)
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Comments (28)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
I'm a "hooker" too! Unfortunately I've been cured.
When I was in Florida I lived 2 blocks away from the Bayou so grab the rod and reel an walk on over. Now I have at least a four hour drive to get to the Trinity river for some decent fishing. That's the bad part about being a land locked hooker.
By the way Jeff, Ice cold water is just as shocking to us. nobody wants "frozen Tuna" as Wendy put it in another blog!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I posted this one YESTERDAY... In hopes that it would bring you out of hiding, Wendy! :)
Glad you made it here! :)
Wendy7
Hey I just got here and couldn't wait to read it all
Can't believe you posted this for me though LOL Just a lovin it Thanks
I am as you define a "hooker" I even collect antique hooking gear. Rods, reels, lures You name I look for it and almost cry out loud I make a great find. Like being in Heaven
Tis true and with out a doubt the best thing going.
When on vacation in Florida I couldn't make up mind whether I wanted a fresh water license or a salt water one Solved it by getting bot
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I remember one ice fishing trip where a Dad was berating his kid for being clumsy on the ice... That all changed when the Dad himself stepped into hidden hole in the ice, and sank into cold water up to his "Jewels"....
Ladies, you have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea what that feels like... Or how damn funny that was! LOL! :)
Rae Steinbrink6
All it took was one ice fishing trip with my dad as a child....I will NEVER go ice fishing again! I will however go out on a boat in the middle of summer with a fisherman....he can fish and I will sun bathe!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I dream about fishing... I haven't been able to get away to do as much as I can, but the call of the Wild is surging through me every single day! :)
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
I think I am a wanna be hooker.
LOL...I do love to fish. Gonna start doing lots and lots more of it.
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wendy, this blog is dedicated to you! :)