Have you made a New Year resolution yet?
This time of the year is normally when people has the time to reflect on the year gone past and and making New Year resolutions. I certainly have been planning some new stuff for the year and sat down, dotting down in specific order, what I want to change in the new year. Well apparently,so did this poor chap.
His;
- I resolve to work with neglected children.
- I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
- I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
- I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
- I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
- I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader
- I will go into McDonald's and order a McSlurry
- I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
Yours; ??????
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Jeff Greene8
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Although my New Year is already underway (November 1st) I don't much as make resolutions, as I make Tasks:
1. Make a few more people LAFF-- I aim for at least two more.
2. Create less of a stir among those that are determined to remain bored, no matter what...
3. Provide Stunning Resources for those who want/need them
4. Participate Fully in the Global 'O" For Peace Movement-- It's in February...
5. Shock my Tastebuds with a Rocking Recipe or or two...
6. Actually Challeng