Lets have fun

It is really a time to laugh. Actually, laughing or
smiling keeps you healthy. If the text below
does not make you laugh, think, I am an animal,
something similar to you. ;-)

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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

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Sachin's Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare
jaa rahe hain Hain?
Sachin's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai!