Jokes - Laugh & Be Healthy

Husbands, Wives and Weight

by Fred Mugone Health, Wellness, e-Business
Fred Mugone Magnate I   Health, Wellness, e-Business
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For you and your parents.


Question: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors do not?

Answer: Bachelors go the fridge, see nothing they want and go back to bed. Married men go to bed, see nothing they want and go to the fridge.
Jul 19th 2012 08:41


No comment, be the first to comment.
You are not yet a member of this group.