Bob Laibach
An old man walks down the street very slowly. He goes into an ice cream shop and pulls himself up onto a bar stool at the counter ever so slowly and carefully.

The waitress who was being very patient waited for the man to catch his breath before asking him for his order

He orders a banana split

Waitress asks "crushed nuts?"

The man replies "No, arthritis"
Jun 19th 2007 23:39