Steve Whelan   Outsourcer
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and
got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for
the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing ' The Green, Green
Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones
syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."


8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a
field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"
says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day but I couldn't find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week ... and
pulled a mussel.

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

14. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is
the bar tender here?"

15. And finally, there was the person who sent ten
different puns to his friends on apsense, with the hope that at
least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun
in ten did.
Sep 23rd 2007 06:40