As a man, nearing the age of 65 plus a few months, I went to apply for
social security. After waiting in line a long time, I finally got to the
counter.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver license to verify my
age.

I looked in my pockets and realised I had left my wallet at home. I told
the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at
home. I'll have to go home and come back later.

The woman said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."

So I open my shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and
processed my social security application.

When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the
social security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten
disability too!"

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Social Security

As a man, nearing the age of 65 plus a few months, I went to apply forsocial security. After waiting in line a long time, I finally got to thecounter.The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver license to verify myage.I looked in my pockets and realised I had left my wallet at home. I toldth...