Happy Birthday, Cheryl! This Tune Is Sung To "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett" (The Beverly Hillbillies) Hope you enjoy it as much as I am! :)

Come and listen to a story 'bout a lady named Cheryl

She's In The Legal Business, Just A Nice Ol'  Country Girl

If One Day Trouble's Darkening Your Mood

Just Call The Legal Lady And She Will Change Your 'Tood!

(Attitude that is, Just Fine, Mercy Me)

Well, One Day I Wuz Driven Down The Road

Below The Speed Limit, Cuz I'm Trailerin' A Load

A Texas County Mountie Started Tailgatin' Me

Then He Told Me To Pull Over For A "Copper" Look See

(Eyeball, That Is, Nice Car, Northern Tags...)

Well I knew this could be trouble so grabbed my cell phone

And Called The Legal Lady Sayin, Cheryl I Hope You're Home

When The Mountie Heard Me Mentionin' The Legal Lady's Name

He Said "Boy, Have A Nice Day" And I Told Him The Same

So If You're In A Heap Of Trouble Near Ol' San An-tone

Just Call The Legal Lady On Your Handy Telephone

Don't Let A Legal Matter Go A-Stressin' Out Your Health

 Just Call The Legal Lady With The Pretty Nice Shelf

(Books, That Is, Reads A Lot, A Real Pro)

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