I just only want to stay in ERW steel pipe immediately

What’s left in my life? I would say that only cold left in my life especially when I go out for work every morning if you ask me this question. Frozen water with wind would be kill me and I would like to say that please send me in the ERW steel pipe and deliver to my company. Why ERW steel pipe as courier? Seamless steel pipe, made with settled out diameter and I’m afraid that I’m too fat to stay in the pipe and it would make me have a hard breath. For ERW steel pipe, the out diameter would flexible, and Out Diameter would be 21.3mm to 610mmwith wall thickness 1.8 to 22mm which would be perfect for me staying in here. Thus, there is no wind which makes me cold during the whole journey to work. Of course, with the features of ERW steel pipe, they are used in low pressure liquid delivery, such as water, gas, and oil. Oil drilling and machinery manufacturing, etc. It would be a good place for me to stay in against the cold wind!