Top 10 Reasons You know you are too Popular On Twitter Twitter's business model depends on your twe

Top 10 Reasons You know you are too Popular On Twitter Twitter's business model depends on your tweets. Either that, or they get money from Greenpeace for saving the Fail Whale. You understand Twitler's every reference and know exactly how he feels. You decide to do a quick check of your tweets before your email - and it ends up being hours before you read your email. It takes you three tries to read this post—because you have to check twitter in between. Two-hundred thirty-seven people already sent you this blog post this morning. Everyone knows that while you're technically still married, your spouse is actually a "Twittdow" (Twitter widow). When you see thousands of people following the "Can you hear me now?" guy around in ads…you know just how he feels. Your kids know they won't get your attention unless the notes they leave on the kitchen table say something like "@Mom, please bring home milk and DM me if I can go to @Jason's house." You don't bother to have your Twitter client automatically startup on boot because doesn't everyone sleep with Twitter on the laptop next to them in bed?