You Have Been Promoted. So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he sa

You Have Been Promoted. So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said You have been promoted. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You have been promoted again.And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said You are a managing director.And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said What happened to you? And I said I careered off the road.