The Three Psychos Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the h
The Three Psychos
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an
examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the
hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them
for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board
overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to
jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both
arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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