Morons... How They Think

Question: Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Answer: Because the orange juice carton instructions said "Concentrate!!" Question: Why do morons like lightning? Answer: They think someone is taking their picture. Question: What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back at him. Question: How did the moron fall on the floor? Answer: He tripped over the cordless phone. Question: Why did the moron climb the glass wall ? Answer: To see what was on the other side! Question: How do you confuse a moron? Answer: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner! Question: Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home? Answer: Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".