Nothing But Dust at Church
A woman attend a church service with her daughter. During the offertory prayer, the visiting minister waxed eloquent. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face,"Without you we are but dust... "
He would have continued but at that very moment the woman's very obedient daughter (who was listening very keenly) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

Comments (4)
Ian Begg8
Marketer, Engineer
Maybe there is a market for Butt dust? Will have to look into it ROFL
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
yep ( I wanted to stop there after writing "yep" but one-word comments are not allowed ) lol
Fred Mugone15
Affiliate marketing
@Philippe: Thanks for appreciating. This is the "crazy" kind of humor that I like. It "hits" you when you least expect it.
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
lol rofl very good, thanks for sharing, Fred, I have trouble breathing :)