The Remote and the TV A lady goes into a shop to a buy a new television. She decides on a simple mo

The Remote and the TV A lady goes into a shop to a buy a new television. She decides on a simple model, but of course the sales assistant tries desperately to persuade her to get a more sophisticated (and more expensive) model. "Look ma'am, it's got remote control!" She gets angry and blasts him "Listen son, I’ve got three kids so my chances of ever controlling the damn TV are already remote.