Puns Intended

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Newspaper Headline: Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons? I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.