2 Monkeys are at the Vets, a young one and a very old one.The young Monkey says to the old Monkey wh

2 Monkeys are at the Vets, a young one and a very old one.The young Monkey says to the old Monkey what you here for.He said" I am getting old and my owners think it is time to get me put down,I have been a loyal Monkey all my days and I agree with them".Then the old Monkey turned to the young one and said what are you here for.He said" well my masters wife ,who is a babe ,was up the stairs running a bath,and she just had her bath robe on.and when she bent over to test the water it rode up and I could see the target.I ran up the stairs jumped on her back ,an started to rip the robe off and getting stuck into her and scratching her back until there was blood everywhere".Then the old Monkey says " I suppose you are going to get put to sleep too" the young Monkey replied " no I'm getting my nails trimmed "