A Lawyer Tries to Undermine the Credibility of a Policeman... and Fails

Question (Lawyer): Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? Answer (Policeman): No. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away. Question: Officer, who provided this description? Answer: The officer who responded to the scene. Question: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? Answer: Yes, with my life. Question: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? Answer: Yes sir, we do! Question: And do you have a locker in the room? Answer: Yes sir, I do. Question: And do you have a lock on your locker? Answer: Yes sir. Question: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers? Answer: You see, sir we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.