One afternoon, Bill drove into his driveway with a new Porsche. His neighbor Jack said,"Wow! Where

One afternoon, Bill drove into his driveway with a new Porsche. His neighbor Jack said,"Wow! Where did you get that?" "Well," said Bill, "I was standing at the bus stop, when this car pulled up, and this gorgeous girl offered to give me a lift." "We drove out to the country side and she stopped at a discreet spot. She took a picnic basket out from the back of the car, and we had lunch." "Then... she took off her clothes, laid back on the blanket and told me to take whatever I wanted. So I took the car." "Good thinking !" said Jack. "You'd look real silly in her clothes."